Attention! Anybody here ever heard of a Seminar ZOT?

crispy bob, formerly known as happy

[happy bob]

I often here Rush and other conservatives talk about seminars that liberals like me can attend to be instructed on how to call conservative talk shows, post on conservative websites, etc. The problem is that I have missed so many such seminars. Can somebody bring me up to speed? THANKS!

[international american]

Yeah, let's murder it....bring KAC tho!

[international american]

Are yoo too talking about a computer game??

[Darksheare]

Grandest game of all. DS 9 Cheats. Go on a Promenade/Ops Killing Spree! In any Ops or Promenade level, open the Command Console by pressing the [ ` ] key. Type PANACEA to enable cheats. (This is actually only necessary for the SUMMON command below to work, the SET commands will work without it.) Type SET LEVELINFO BNOACTIONLEVEL FALSE This command enables the HUD, abilities to jump, pick up items, and use weapons, including fists. (The numbers 0 and 1 may be substituted for FALSE and TRUE, respectively, in all such commands.) Type SET CTVE_PAWN BFRIEND FALSE This commands allows the "friendly" characters to take dammage from your attacks. Type SUMMON [weapon] This will spawn the selected weapon floating in the air a few feet in front of your character. Valid weapons are: PLYR.DS9_BATLETH DS9.DS9_CARDDISRUPTOR DS9.DS9_EMPULSERIFLE DS9.DS9_FEDERATIONPHASERMINES (pack of 3 mines) DS9.DS9_FEDERATIONPHASERRIFLE DS9.DS9_FEDERATIONPHOTOGRENADELAUNCHER DS9.DS9_JEM_LANCE DS9.DS9_M4RIFLE DS9.DS9_PHASER DS9.DS9_BAJORANPHASER DS9.DS9_CARDASSIANPHASER DS9.DS9_PLASMATHROWER Ammo: You can get more ammo for your weapons by setting the AMMOAMOUNT variable of a ammo class to a higher value, e.g. set plyr.ds9_sisko.ds9_phaserammo ammoamount 5000 the classes are: ds9_phaserammo ds9_federationphaserrifleammo ds9_federationphaserminedummyammo ds9_photongrenadelauncherammo etc., so basically "ds9_" plus the weapon's name plus "ammo". prepend that to plyr. where is either of ds9_sisko, ds9_siskoeva (environmental protection suite), ds9_kira, ds9_kiraeva, ds9_kiracard, ds9_worf, ds9_worfeva. Note that the Phaser and BajoranPhaser ammo classes need a corresponding value for "maxammo", otherwise they will decharge back to 100 if you increase the ammoamount. To enter cheat mode Press [Tab] during game play and enter one of the following codes, depending on the current character being controlled and situation. The first part of the code is always set plyr.ds9_. The next part of the code is your current character, either sisko with kira or worf. The next part of the code is eva and is only used when character is wearing a space suit. The final part of the code is [Space] followed by the actual code for each cheat effect, such as health 999. For example, to give Sisko while in a space suit unlimited health, the complete code would be set plyr.ds9_siskoeva health 9999. The same code without a space suit is set plyr.ds9_sisko health 9999. Note: Major Kira also has a third variation (kira, kiraeva, or kiracard). Try all versions to find out which is effective in your current level. Code Effect health 9999 Unlimited health groundspeed 800 More speed flashlight charge 9999 Longer energy beacon ds9_phaserammo ammoamount 9999 More Federation phaser ammo ds9_federationphaserrifleammo ammoamount 9999 More rifle ammo ds9_federationphaserminedummyammo ammoamount 9999 More mines ds9_photongrenadelauncherammo ammoamount 9999 More grenades ds9_bajoranphaserammo ammoamount 9999 More Bajoran phaser ammo ds9_charactername waterspeed <100-2000> Set swimming rate jumpz 1000 Increased jump height rmode Change lighting, default is 5 set ds9_sisko fatness <1-255> Change Sisko's body size, default is 128 set ds9_maleensign fatness <1-255> Change male ensign's body size, default is 128 set ds9_flashlight charge <0-9999> Change SIMMS beacon energy, default is 800 invisible Disable enemies AI start or open

[eskimo]

Are yoo too talking about a computer game??

Is that what that other idiot is talk about?

[Darksheare]

If you open the player.db file a hex editor, you can edit your points. Go down to offset 2544, then enter the value 286B. This will give you about 27,400 points to start your captain with. It should give you all of the possible sub improvements and leave

[Darksheare]

A Perfect Circle - Blue

I didn't want to know
I just didn't want to know
Best to keep things in the shallow end
Cause I never quite learned how to swim

I just didn't want to know
Didn't want, didn't want,
Didn't want, didn't want

Close my eyes just to look at you
Taken by the seamless vision
I close my eyes,
Ignore the smoke,
Ignore the smoke

Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
Such a lovely color for you
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
While I just sit and stare at YOU

Because I don't want to know
I didn't want to know
I just didn't want to know
I just didn't want

Mistook their nods for an approval
Just ignore the smoke and smile

Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
Such a lovely color for you
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
Such a perfect color for your eyes
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
Such a lovely color for you
Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
While I just sit and stare at YOU

I don't want to know

[Darksheare]

2NU - Ponderous


This is ponderous man... Really ponderous...

I had this dream the other night...
I went to work one day...
And nobody remembered who I was....
So, i decided to take the day off...
On my way out, I run into my boss and he say's, "hey, you look familiar..."
I said, "thanks, people say that a lot in these dreams."
then the horns kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak. (sfx)

Then all of a sudden, I'm standing on a beach in some tropical part of the world...and there's this sign that says... "aren't you supposed to be at work..." (haha) it sort of screamed out at me... (scream)...

Then I remembered, I'd been here in other dreams, but usually there was a water polo game and a girl who could talk with her eyes... And she'd say.. "can you see what I'm saying?" then the horn kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak...(sfx)

before I knew it... I was walking near a lake when a phone rings (sfx) and the operator speaks to me in a language i don't understand...

Oom papachucka maka nanu singow.
Meling kapalana wani domo chingpow..
Heddy kapalua Kuma genising tea...
Oomama chucka pana one is now three....

Then the horns kicked in. (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak (sfx)

before long, I was coming up on this weird part of my dream... You know, the part where I know how to tap dance... But I can only do it while wearing golf shoes...

Now, I'm back on the beach... Walking with this girl who talks with her eyes. This time she say's. "I think you see what I'm saying..."

then just before I woke up. It started to rain in southern california...

(repeat chorus)

a girl who could talk with her eyes...

Can you see what I'm saying?

Aren't you supposed to be at work? (haha.)

This is ponderous man... Really ponderous...

Oooohhhh (horns)

(squeak sfx)

written by: jock blaney
composed by: phil devault
produced by: michael nealy

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Maybe, someday
Saved by zero
I'll be more together
stretched by fewer
Thoughts that leave me
Chasing utter
My dreams disown me
Loaded with danger
Maybe I'll win
Saved by Zero
Holding onto
Wends that teach me
I will conquer
Space around me
Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero
Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero

[Darksheare]

Just can't say anything without tossing an insult can you?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It’s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don’t really need to find out what’s going on
You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re stiff
Kick ’em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it’s said and done we haven’t told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Only in your delusional mind.

Nope I have proven it to be so by logic.

There are thousands of posters on Free Republic and you are the only one that is distracted by this thread. If, as you state, you were only concerned about lower life forms being distracted and you are the only one distracted then it follows that you are the lowest life form.

[eskimo]

Just can't say anything without tossing an insult can you?

You seem to be having a bad episode, go sleep it off.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There is much insight in that song. Do you think he had Dan Rather in mind?

[eskimo]

If, as you state, you were only concerned about lower life forms being distracted and you are the only one distracted then it follows that you are the lowest life form.

If that's your logic, I understand your pain.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Not sure who he meant, but Rather is as good a candidate as any!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If you can not see the logic then I feel for your confusion.

Have you considered professional help?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

She hides in an attic concealed on a shelf
Behind volumes of literature based on herself
And runs across the pages like some tiny elf
Knowing that it's hard to find
Stuff way back in her mind,
Winds up spending all of her time
Trying to memorize every line,
Sweet Lorraine, ah, sweet Lorraine.

Sweet lady of death wants me to die
So she can come sit by my bedside and sigh
And wipe away the tears from all my friends eyes
Then softly she will explain
Just exactly who was to blame
For causing me to go insane
And finally blow out my brain,
Sweet Lorraine, ah, sweet Lorraine.

Well you know that it's a shame and a pity
You were raised up in the city
And you never learned nothing 'bout country ways,
Ah, 'bout country ways.

The joy of life she dresses in black
With celestial secrets engraved in her back
And her face keeps flashing that she's got the knack,
But you know when you look into her eyes
All she's learned she's had to memorize
And the only way you'll ever get her high
Is to let her do her thing and then watch you die,
Sweet Lorraine, ah, sweet Lorraine.

Now she's the one who gives us all those magical things
And reads us stories out of the I Ching,
Then she passes out a whole new basket of rings
That when you put on your hand
Makes you one of the Angel Band
And gives you the power to be a man,
But what it does for her you never quite understand
Sweet Lorraine, ah, sweet Lorraine.

Well you know that it's a shame and a pity
You were raised up in the city
And you never learned nothing 'bout country ways,
Oh 'bout country ways, oh 'bout country ways,
Yeah, about country ways, oh, country ways ...

[eskimo]

Have you considered professional help?

I am professional help, and if you were here I'd give you a dire needs discount.

[eskimo]

She hides in an attic concealed on a shelf

Have you seen her there on the shelf lately?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Nothing is sadder then someone with delusions. I pity you.