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To: TalonDJ
Dogs don't purr.
Cats don't fetch a ball.
Tribbles don't dismember interlopers.
Need plenty of pets to cover all the bases.

Yes, but properly trained children will do all of the above, plus pick out your nursing home.

On the other hand, pets won't stay out 'til 2 a.m. on a schoolnight and wreck your car.

3,043 posted on 06/13/2005 12:12:34 PM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon

Neither will most properly-raised children.

Shudder. I don't like to think what would have happened if I'd ever come home past, oh, nine o'clock if I hadn't cleared it beforehand.


3,044 posted on 06/13/2005 12:19:54 PM PDT by JenB
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