The Hobbit Hole XXII - ...Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe

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[Corin Stormhands]

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[Corin Stormhands]

Yeah, but what's the use of mountains if I'm too dead to see them?

[RMDupree]

Promise me you'll put flowers on my grave whenever there's a FReepathon. :-D

[Corin Stormhands]

I can't afford to buy flowers that often.

[JenB]

Virtual flowers, at least.

[SuziQ]

Would your Mama be willing to move?

[Corin Stormhands]

Ain't Mama the reason she wants to move?

[Corin Stormhands]

Oh wait...maybe that was Nana...

[SuziQ]

Well, having those 40 pints will be useful!

[JenB]

You could move to Colorado and take Nana shopping at the mall in Aurora... problem solved...

[Corin Stormhands]

I don't know if I'd go that but I AM gonna take away Nana's cell phone. She has yet to understand that when the other kids call we still have to pay the air time. They've been told to call on the home number, but they don't get it.

This is on top of the Mrs. losing her cell phone in Palm Springs. We've already been to Verizon since it's dying (she had hair spray leak on it in her purse). We didn't buy the insurance because we said "if Jr. loses his phone, he'll just do without."

But, once we put Jr. on the text message plan, he's been no problem.

~sigh~

[JenB]

Nobody over sixty ought to have a cell phone anyway.

[Corin Stormhands]

It made sense when she was in the skilled nursing facilities. The first one (she was there twice) wasn't set up to allow patients to have phones in their rooms.

We just need to continue the re-education process.

[JenB]

Re-education?

Ve haff vays of makink you talk...

[2Jedismom]

Steve asked me what I wanted him to do. I told him I want him to take off early and take me to Peggs to see Carla Emery.

Then, just as I emailed it, I realized how unreasonable I'm being.

It's an hour's drive away, he's got work he needs to be doing on the paper, he shouldn't just take off early from work...our car would probably give up the ghost along the way.

[Corin Stormhands]

Ve haff vays of makink you talk...

But, ve NEED vays of making herr naught talk...

[JenB]

Duct tape.

[RMDupree]

My mom will never move. That much I've come to accept.

I just have to wait until the girls are bigger. Then, I can seriously think about relocation.

[HairOfTheDog]

Who's Carla Emery?

[Corin Stormhands]