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Posted on 06/01/2005 7:12:04 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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Great!
Soooo.....how much stuff did you actually lose?
LOL!
It would just be Faramir and a handful of guys with third hand used A-4's
"You wish that I had crashed and Borumir ejected don't you?"
"actually, yes...."
"Doh!"
You know, that brings up a good point. Imagine how you'd feel if you were just a giant flaming eye that couldn't even blink...no eyelid, you know.
Was there anything wrong with Sauron that a fire truck full of Visine wouldn't have cured?
Whoa, just stop by the grocery store on the way home and the thread's gone all weird! Cool.
Don't you think the walls of Mordor would have been laden with anti-aircraft guns, anyway? I doubt they'd get as far as Mt. Doom...
Considering he was just as evil and dangerous before he lost his body, yes.
Well, yeah, but Rohan's A-10s would be in top condition, if too few for the task at hand.
Well, there is that. =]
But isn't it fun to imagine the guys from the 19th Street Fire Company backing up their pumper truck and unreeling the hoses..."Okay...Let 'er rip!"
Yeah, but that couldn'ta helped his mood any.
Nah, they were all about cavalry! They would have been all M-1s and Apaches and such. The "red sun rises' speech would have been delivered from the commander's hatch on a tank via radio.
Heck, he was probably allergic to smoke!
Load a C-130 firebomber with Visine, send it over the mountain range. Comes in fast and ends the story by the middle of the second movie.
'Course you might need Visine for contact wearers.
You think he has contacts, too? AND no eyelids?
Ooh...that's gotta hurt. No wonder his eye burns.
And probably something stuck in it too.
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