To: hsmomx3
39? Piker! If you're going to get a ticket you might as well go all the way. I recommend next time you go 79 in a school zone while driving under the influence, talking on a cell phone, in an SUV....
18 posted on
05/25/2005 11:13:46 AM PDT by
freebilly
(Go Santa Cruz Baseball! Win CCS!)
To: freebilly
39? Piker! If you're going to get a ticket you might as well go all the way. I recommend next time you go 79 in a school zone while driving under the influence, talking on a cell phone, in an SUV.... Newspaper headline will read: SUV Caught Speeding In School Zone!
22 posted on
05/25/2005 11:17:33 AM PDT by
sausageseller
(Look out for the jackbooted spelling police. There! Everywhere!(revised cause the "man" accosted me!)
To: freebilly
39? Piker! If you're going to get a ticket you might as well go all the way. I recommend next time you go 79 in a school zone while driving under the influence, talking on a cell phone, in an SUV........eating a piece of pizza and when the cops asks if you know why he pulled you over, say "you smelled the pizza?"
25 posted on
05/25/2005 11:21:24 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.)
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