These contumacious costumed A-ces exhibit conduct malicious...
Posted on 05/13/2005 5:31:52 AM PDT by Slip18
It was a Wednesday.
no, his destination was Austin all along, but it took him forever to get there, thought he might have to spend the night in Dallas and fly to Austin for the speech first thing, but when he found out his BAG had gone to Austin, there was no point, he had to get to austin that night and got there around 1 am. He stayed at the Four Seasons and was raving about the room service breakfast he had there. Just bacon and eggs, and it isn't like him to rave about food, but he was talking about it nonstop last night. He also said that he had a very fast wireless connection at the airport was able to get a lot of work done and that there was a live performer, a folk type singer at the Austin airport.
bobby still loves you, someone told him to play hard to get. he wasn't sure what that meant, but i think he is trying anyway.
Don't make me ping you to the thread where I thanked you profusely. It was the day after I taught the lesson. Maybe even that same night.
"praying to the porcelain god"
Who knows.
I'm sure CNN has been approached.
Maybe she could go to a major local market.
If I remember correctly, one of the networks (CBS I think) had the movie Foul Play scheduled to run that night, but preempted it because they thought it would be in poor taste to run a comedy with an attempted assassination of the Pope in its plot on the same night that an actual assassination attempt on the Pope had occurred.
LOL, xs!!! I've gotta run...but I want to thank you for putting a big smile on my face as I leave. You are TOO funny. :-)
That was probably the last time that CBS exercised any good judgement whatosoever.
"Calling Ralph on the porcelain phone" (has somebody already mentioned that one?)
"kneeling before the porcelain throne"
"hurling"
"blowing chunks"
A+++ start with the little punk Reid.
we need HD to find the website, i know he likely has it bookmarked...
A Janitor's Dinner
AAAAAlbionic
Abstract Art
Arfie McBarfie
Ass-mouth goo
Backwards bananna digestion
Bagless aproche
Bail
Barch
Barf
Barfathon
Bark at ants
Bark at the carpet
Bark your lungs
Batch
Bespew
Blasting Bacon
Blech
Bleenglish
Blob
Blow
Blow chow
Blow chunks
Blow your groceries
Bombing Tokyo
Boot
Bring up
Brown eye winking at you
Brownie
Buick
Bust a floogie
Buying a Buick -- As in, "he bought a BYEEOOWICK."
Bye-Bye Breakfast
Calling Dinosaurs
Calling Earl
Calling the Moose
Calling Your Anus On The Phone
Carfed
Carpa
Chowder
Chowdered
Chuck
Chuck your Cheerios
Chuck your ring up
Chuck-out
Chuckup
Chug and Blow
Chum
Chum for sharks
Chum the waters
Chunder
Chunder struck
Chunk
Chunk up lunch
Chunky Belch
Clam chowder
Class-A download
Clean-out time
Comeback
Cough up a lung
Crying for Europe
Cud
De-ballast
Decorate the pavement
Deliver street pizza
Delivering a Bile Bouquet
Derail
Diahrrea of the Mouth
Dialing the Moose
Digestive pyrotechnics
Digestive rebellion
Disgorge
Dishonorable discharge
Dooky
Download
Download dinner
Drive the porcelain bus
Earl
Eject
Enamel coat the toilet bowl
Engage in an involuntary personal protein spill (George Carlin)
Erupt
Evacuate all you ate
Expel
Feeding the fish
Fertilize the sidewalk
Floggle
Flomit
Flush
Flying V
Food for the fishes
Fountain of her/his stomach went upstream
Freshen up
Gag
Gastric upheaval
Get sick
Giving A Special Gift
Giving birth to a wet/hot backwards yack
Gonna blow
Goodbye Mr. Chips
Gripping the stinky bowl
Hack
Hanging over the bridge
Harf
Havana Omelet
Heave
Heavy Spit
Hit the flux-capacitor
Holding the toilet up all night
Holla holla
Holler at the toilet, rail, ocean, etc
Holler New York
Honk
Horf
Hork
Hug the bowl
Hug the john blues
Hurl
Icing the floor
Implode
Keel off a big one
Kneel before the porcelain god
Lateral cookie toss
Laugh at the lawn
Launch lunch
Leap of faith
Leave An Essence
Lipshits
Liquid cream pie
Liquid scream
Lose your lunch
Low blow
Make a goose call
Make copies of the menu
Mashed food
Meat puppets
Meef
Meeting Ralph
Mess
Mouth diarrhea
Mouth poop
Munt
Non processed poop chuncks
Nuke
Opening the Flood Gate
Opening your "Cookie Jar"
Oral Diarhea
Organ recital
Paint a fresco
Pavement pizza
P-Bomb
Pebble dashing - a reference to house exteriors somewhat similar to stucco but it looks
Perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
Plotz
Plowed under
Power chuck
Praise the porcelain god -- Also "worship"
Pray to the porcelain god
Pressing the reset button
Projectile
Psychedelic belch
Puke
Puke your ring out
Pull the chain
Pull the trigger
Pulling the plug
Purge
Rage against the Machine
Rain to the Porcelin God
Ralph
Ralphy McMalfee
Recarpet the igloo
Recycle
Redecorate the floor
Regurgitate
Replicate the chalupa
Reroute
Return the tequila (substitute liquor of choice)
Reverse chug
Reverse crap
Reverse dirty dinner
Reverse peristalsis
Revisit lunch (dinner, etc.)
Rewind
Rewind your lunch
Riding the porcelain schoolbus
Riding the porcelin bowl
Round Trip Meal Ticket
Scream at the bushes
Screaming at your radials
Screaming at your shoes
Screwed The Pooch
Seefood
Selling Buicks
Send it back to the kitchen
Shit out your mouth
Shout at the devil
Shout at your shoes
Showing off your insides
Sick up
Singing to the john
Sneeze cheese
Snow plow
Speak up
Speaking on the porcelain telephone
Spew
Spewk
Spewy McGooie
Spill your beans
Spit shinin' your shoes
Spit up
Spittin' b-b's
Spray Cake -- "Man, what are you doing in there, spraying cake?"
Sprog
Spuke-buketeal
Squeeze weez
Stomach scream
Stomach Stew
Straight shit out yo mouth!
Street Pizza
Super Game Boy Yawn
Talk shit
Talk to the carpet
Talk to the seals
Talking to Ralph
Talking to Ralph on the big white phone
Tango With The Toilet
Technicolor Yawn
The big spit
Thin spits
Throw dinner
Throw up
Throw your cookies
Throwing a map
Time to call earl
Toilet Hugs
Toss a sidewalk pizza
Toss your cookies
Trip your chips
Trumpet
Twisting the photogenic eyebrow
Unclogging the chest
Un-eat
Unswallow
Upchuck
Uphale
Upheave
Upload
Upload some chunkware
V-bomb
Verp
Visit an old friend
Visiting Europe (euuuuuroooope)
Vom
Vomit
Vomit cereal
Vomito
Vomitroshious
Vomitus
Wet cough
Whistling carrots
Whitey
Windameer
Worship the worms (puke outside)
Wretch
Yack
Yammied
Yarf
Yarp
Yawn in Technicolor
Yawning carrots
Yif
Yodeling in the thundermug
Yuked (like Nuked)
Zlorp
Zuke
That should just about cover it.
These contumacious costumed A-ces exhibit conduct malicious...
let me guess, you found the website...! LOL!
that pic is scary, i now need someone to hold me. someone who doesn't look like THEM!
"Giving it the old heave ho".........lol
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