How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Only one, but it takes at least three lightbulbs.
How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.
How many football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- An entire team, and they all get a semesters credit for it.
How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- It depends on whather it has medical insurance.
How many fatalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- It doesn't matter, We're all going to die anyway.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
- Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
- Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
- Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
- Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.
How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- "My god, it burnt out ! Sell all my general electric stock, NOW !!!"
How many cops does it take to screw n a lightbulb ?
- None. It turned itself in.
How many automechanics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Five. One to force it with a hammer, and four to go out for more lightbulbs.
How many bankers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
How many christian scientist does ot take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- None. But it takes at least three to sit and prey for the old one to come back on.
How many windows programmers does it tae to change a lightbulb ?
- 391. One to write "WinGetLightBulbHandle",
one to write "WinGetLightBulbStatus",
one to write "WinGetLight.......
How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine. Can You tell me what kind af system You have ? Okay, exactly how dark is it ? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong.... Have You tried the light switch ???
How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven more to make sure Microsoft gets $2 every time a lightbulb is changed anywhere in the world.
How many Beta-testers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- We noticed the darkness; We didn't actually fix the problem.
How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- None. He'll only promise change.
How many Apple Employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Seven. one to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.
How many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- I don't know, but I could look it up for You.
How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.
How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Five. And You should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- That's all right, I'll just sit in the darkness.
How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Three. One to screw in an Art Deco bulb, and two to shriek, "Fabulous!"
As many as you can afford.
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LOL!!
Hah! I love the Jewish mother one.