Posted on 05/11/2005 4:41:07 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
British soul sensation Joss Stone is deeply disappointed after failing her driving test yesterday.
The featured singer in the new Gap clothing campaign ads, age 18, had hoped that she would be legally fit to drive on the streets of America following her Los Angeles test, but she remains a learner.
She says, 'I totally failed, I am cr*p.'
'This big truck came and tried to hit me...I pressed on the brake and then the lady that was testing me, she wanted to accelerate for some reason.'
'I don't know why. I think she was trying to kill me too.'
'I was like just literally out on the road, and then she turned back. Okay, we're going back now. It was like five minutes later!
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Except Joss wears tons more clothing than Fergie!
This is true.
I feel like I've seen more of Fergie's body than my girlfriends at times.
oh Lawd! Be still, my beating heart "sigh"
Only if you ate your fries off of a blue meteorite in a Red Rider wagon.
Whoops. Meant to say Radio Flyer wagon. Got my guns and vehicles mixed up again. I tried to ride my gun last week...again.
I didn't know that she was only 18! She sounds much older...
Whoops again. Flashbunny, not that dang Ski.
I'm going to have to charge you with FUI.
(freeping under the influence)
Yes; if she can avoid drugs and the other sundry corruptions of the music industry and fame, she will truly go places and have a distinguished career.
I'm sure she has mastered the art of merging into humans though.
Is there a picture of her?
Cuff me, Ski...I've been waiting. ;-)
She seems to be the fairly laid back type, I think she will do well.
Ooooookay, we have now established that I am twice your age. LOL.
Wie gehen Sie heute, patton?
You are ageless :-) I am ageless as well.
Mir ist alles in ordnung. Wie ghets dir?
LOL
And Joss is good but has nothing on Lucinda Williams...except youth maybe. ;-)
Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor
asks the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274" is his reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling and says to the second
man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor shakes his head sadly then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn.
What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday."
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