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Dwyer and Michaels "50 Ugliest People"
Q106.5.com ^ | 5/3/05 | Dwyer & Michael

Posted on 05/04/2005 2:31:09 PM PDT by pissant

People Magazine just released its "50 Most Beautiful People" Issue. We thought a "50 Ugliest People" Issue would be a best seller. This is the list we came up with:

(Feel free to fax any additions to dorks@qconline.com)

Sandra Berhardt

Michael Richards

Fiona Apple

Janet Reno

Kyra Sedgwick

Chelsea Clinton

Lyle Lovett

Mick Jagger

Dwight Yokam

Tori Spelling

Amy Carter

Gheorghe Muresan

Ru Paul

Woody Allen

Marcia Clark

Michael Jackson

Marge Schott

Ellen DeGeneres

Martha Stewart

Scottie Pippen

Liza Minnelli

Willie McGee

Rosie Perez

Rodney Dangerfield

Aerosmith

Bette Midler

Marilyn Manson

Marty Feldman

Mike Tyson

Paula Jones

Kevin Kerr

Kelsey Grammer

Dennis Franz

Dennis Rodman

Barbara Streisand

Tammy Faye Baker

Tanya Harding

Carrottop

Tracy Chapman

Tom Petty

Rosie O'Donnell

Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono, twice because shes that ugly

Joan Rivers

James Carville

Mary Matalin

Sissy Spacek

Rhea Perlman

Danny Devito


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I'm glad I wasn't on THIS list
1 posted on 05/04/2005 2:31:09 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

How did they miss Michael Moore?


2 posted on 05/04/2005 2:33:58 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: pissant
Yoko Ono, twice because shes that ugly

She's so ugly that when she went to the zoo, the gorillas paid to see her.

3 posted on 05/04/2005 2:34:40 PM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: BenLurkin

Didn't have a wide angle lens?


4 posted on 05/04/2005 2:35:20 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: cowboyway

LOL.


5 posted on 05/04/2005 2:35:37 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

Did Martha Stewart make both lists?


6 posted on 05/04/2005 2:35:46 PM PDT by colorcountry (To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable. ....Barry Goldwater)
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To: pissant

Marty Feldman! Now there's a guy I miss hearing from!


7 posted on 05/04/2005 2:36:30 PM PDT by blackdog (British cars, airplanes, furniture, and women.......Only the classics will do!)
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To: colorcountry

Yes she did!


8 posted on 05/04/2005 2:36:33 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: BenLurkin

"How did they miss Michael Moore?"

They must have ignore him because, believe
me, in ANY context, you could not miss Michael
Moore.

Is there any truth to the rumor that the PRC
asked him to move away from the Great Wall of
China because they couldn't see it?


9 posted on 05/04/2005 2:36:58 PM PDT by righttackle44 (The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
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To: blackdog

Young Frankenstein BUMP


10 posted on 05/04/2005 2:37:12 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant
Rodney Daingerfield is dead.

If dead people qualify, Milton Berle, the elderly Bette Davis, and Richard Nixon should be there.

11 posted on 05/04/2005 2:37:12 PM PDT by sinkspur (If you want unconditional love with skin, and hair and a warm nose, get a shelter dog.)
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To: pissant

Thank God there aren't accompanying photos.


12 posted on 05/04/2005 2:37:32 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: pissant

That list is a couple Clintons short,

... and an Albright.



13 posted on 05/04/2005 2:38:24 PM PDT by maggief
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To: righttackle44

I think that was that Moore is even easier to see from space . . .


14 posted on 05/04/2005 2:38:33 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: maggiefluffs

and Janet Reno!!


15 posted on 05/04/2005 2:39:01 PM PDT by bearkat
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To: BenLurkin

Nancy "bugeyes" Pelosi
Katie "Perkyone" Courvic


16 posted on 05/04/2005 2:39:23 PM PDT by Ron in Acreage (Democrat or Communist? Is there a difference?)
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To: blackdog

I saw a picture of Marty Feldman in a plaid leisure suit with his eyes practically falling out of his head. Scared the sh-t out of me.


17 posted on 05/04/2005 2:40:12 PM PDT by Clemenza (I am NOT A NUMBER, I am a FREE MAN!!!)
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To: bearkat

Reno made the list!

;-D


18 posted on 05/04/2005 2:40:12 PM PDT by maggief
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"Scottie Pippen"

He kinda resembles OBL, imo.

19 posted on 05/04/2005 2:41:11 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: pissant

"Damn your eyes!- Too late".............lol


20 posted on 05/04/2005 2:41:12 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Some stories have more spin cycles than my Kenmore washer!)
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