The Three Little Pigs - NY Style
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick
Pig let the straw pig in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!"
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared!
But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.
A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats.
These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living sh*t out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf, then they got back into their limo and drove off.
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.
"Those were my cousins from Brooklyn ... the Guinea Pigs."
Things a Cat Thinks About
10 I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
9 Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
8 Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
7 I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?
6 Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us?!
5 This looks like a good spot for a nap.
4 Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
3 Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
2 If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
1 If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!
That's funny. ;-)
Back to the laundry.
*chuckle*
Hmm.. getting bad ideas of one kind or another.