Things a Cat Thinks About
10 I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
9 Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
8 Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
7 I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?
6 Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us?!
5 This looks like a good spot for a nap.
4 Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
3 Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
2 If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
1 If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!
Sounds like you've met my cat.
*chuckle*