Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1
Hi nic!
Before the powerful Niccy and her violent minion hordes of little smileys, begging is a necessity.....
*Rolling eyes*
Hi, nully!
No.......sounds pretty scary though.
Somali arrives in LA as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he ! sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!
" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,
"Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her,
"Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
Probably at work."
The violence begins.
Next time I'll include purple in the "not do" color list.......
lol....and PINK! : )
lol....sooooo true!
Yoiks!
*Ahem* I have been accused of wearing said color.......
Not true! Not true!
If he makes it through this with no problems...he's one lucky guy. They'll be watchin him VERY closely ALL night.
pinky!
Did he actually get up and walk off the field?
No mas! No mas!
No, apparently, according to the stories I read on that thread, he was put in a neck brace and put on a stretcher....according to some FReepers, little to no movement whatsoever from him after being hit....I guess his arms were taped down on the stretcher, too. Game resumed 11 minutes after he was hit.
BTW......like your moose limb quote........check the link I suggested to SL just before you started posting tonight......
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