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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22
Today | Me

Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1



TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dorsalfin; notmyfault
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To: Darksheare
Outed again.

Hey....gots to go......mebbe later.

4,621 posted on 07/26/2005 11:12:01 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Hey, I have a reputation to keep weird.


4,622 posted on 07/26/2005 11:13:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Sock Puppet of the Modz!)
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To: sweetliberty

You have FReekmail


4,623 posted on 07/26/2005 2:52:35 PM PDT by null and void (Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, we're hunting wahabbits...)
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To: null and void

Hmmmmm...are you two in the mailbox? LOL


4,624 posted on 07/26/2005 2:53:56 PM PDT by Conservababe
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To: Conservababe
A gentleman would never tell.

and I won't either...

4,625 posted on 07/26/2005 2:55:35 PM PDT by null and void (Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, we're hunting wahabbits...)
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To: null and void

LOL Ah, but you are a gentleman, Nully, always.


4,626 posted on 07/26/2005 3:57:21 PM PDT by Conservababe
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To: Conservababe
Yer gonna make me blush...
4,627 posted on 07/26/2005 4:00:29 PM PDT by null and void (Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, we're hunting wahabbits...)
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To: null and void

Helllllooooo...is there anyone out there tonight?


4,628 posted on 07/26/2005 6:08:07 PM PDT by Conservababe
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To: Conservababe; null and void
"That clear stream looks so inviting. Is it right near you?"

Yes, quite near...about 15 minutes away. It's a spring fed by the White River. The water is really cool. Perfect refreshment on a hot day.

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4,629 posted on 07/26/2005 6:26:50 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: null and void; Conservababe; Lakeshark; restornu; Darksheare; Borax Queen

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the Admittance Policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bummer day on the day you died.

The policy would go into effect promptly at noon the next day.

So, the next day at 12:01 the first person arrived at the gates of Heaven.

The gatekeeper Angel, remembering the new policy, said to the man,

"Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."

"No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th-floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair - but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife, half naked, was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment.

"Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. Wouldn't you know it? He landed in some
trees and bushes that broke his fall, and he didn't die. Now in a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The Angel thought for a moment. Technically, even tho it was a crime of passion, the guy did have a bad day, so the Angel announced, "Okay, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven!" and let him in.

A few seconds later, the next arrival, to the Angel's surprise, was Donald Trump! "Mr.Trump, before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died."

Trump said, "No problem - but you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I'd been under a lot of pressure, so I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and fell over the side. Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine, but, all of a sudden, this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well - of course I fell! I hit some trees and bushes which broke my fall, so I didn't die right away. As I'm lying there, face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see this lunatic push his refrigerator - of all things! - off the balcony. It landed on top of me, killing me instantly."

The Angel quietly laughed to himself as Trump finished his story and thought "I could get used to this new
policy!" "Very well," the Angel announced. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he let Trump enter.

A few seconds later, Bill Clinton arrived at the gate. The Angel was almost too shocked to speak. Thoughts of assassination and war poured through the Angel's head. Finally he said, "Mr. President, please - tell me what it was like the day you died."

Clinton said, "Okay. Picture this. I'm naked inside a refrigerator ... "


4,630 posted on 07/26/2005 6:42:12 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty
*Shaking head*

Most excellent.......very funny.

4,631 posted on 07/26/2005 6:45:40 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: sweetliberty; null and void; Mo1
To stoke the fires of moose limb appreciation, go to this article by Orianna Fallacci:

http://mysteryachievement.blogspot.com/2005/07/enemy-we-treat-like-friend-part-i.html

If you can't get there, go to Michelle Malkkin's weblog, scroll down and she has a link.

*Warning* Do not go there if you aren't ready to be riled up.

4,632 posted on 07/26/2005 6:48:52 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Malkin. Michelle Malkin.


4,633 posted on 07/26/2005 6:49:40 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Conservababe
Helllllooooo...is there anyone out there tonight?

Darksheare is way out there...

4,634 posted on 07/26/2005 6:59:30 PM PDT by null and void (Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, we're hunting wahabbits...)
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To: null and void

"Darksheare is way out there..."


....hiding.


4,635 posted on 07/26/2005 7:20:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (Sock Puppet of the Modz!)
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To: Lakeshark
"Do not go there if you aren't ready to be riled up."

I don't think so. I've been riled up all day already. I've got a case that is p*ssing me off, big time, and I've been messing with it all day. I have to go to Little Rock tomorrow and mess with it some more. It might not be so bad, except I am dealing with some "professionals" on this case that would make incompetence look like an improvement.

4,636 posted on 07/26/2005 7:20:47 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty

No fool like a fool with a little authority...


4,637 posted on 07/26/2005 7:23:36 PM PDT by null and void (Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, we're hunting wahabbits...)
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To: null and void
"No fool like a fool with a little authority..."

Got a FReeper attorney helping out on this one though. I think there might be a few surprises tomorrow.

4,638 posted on 07/26/2005 7:27:24 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: sweetliberty

EXCELLENT!


4,639 posted on 07/26/2005 7:28:37 PM PDT by null and void (Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, we're hunting wahabbits...)
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To: Darksheare
....hiding.

From the mods.

4,640 posted on 07/26/2005 7:33:55 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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