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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22
Today | Me

Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1



TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dorsalfin; notmyfault
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To: Conservababe

So how was your camping out?

got anymore planed?


3,921 posted on 07/09/2005 10:15:32 PM PDT by restornu (Many times TRUTH is disguise as FICTION..ET, MG12, RH-,BAALIM, CYCLOPS)
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To: sweetliberty
Heck, my baby sister is 46.

Whew....first time I read that I thought it said baby sitter.....

Doh!

*Banging head on desk* Need more coffee......

3,922 posted on 07/10/2005 6:31:26 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Darksheare
My hidden, stealth agenda, is revealed..........

Just cain't remember wut it wuz.......

3,923 posted on 07/10/2005 6:50:21 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: ValerieUSA; grannie9; Mo1
Morning ladies......

Off to another horrible day of boating. *Moaning* Post some pics for later........

Hope your day is as nice here. It's summer.

3,924 posted on 07/10/2005 6:52:37 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

ZZ Top song (?) "Planet of Women" popped into my head..


3,925 posted on 07/10/2005 7:35:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Darksheare

'morning..


3,926 posted on 07/10/2005 7:49:24 AM PDT by null and void (You'll learn more on FR by accident, than other places by design)
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To: null and void

It is ... yep ... mornin' alright


3,927 posted on 07/10/2005 7:53:44 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

Near as I can tell.

I got a call at 5:15 this morning. Some woman wanted me to check to verify that her son would have a car when he got in.

I told her it was my cell phone, and gave her the correct number for the auto rental place. (very close to my cell number).

She appologized.

I said 'sok, I had to get up to answer the phone anyway...


3,928 posted on 07/10/2005 8:02:48 AM PDT by null and void (You'll learn more on FR by accident, than other places by design)
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To: Lakeshark
Off to another horrible day of boating. *Moaning* Post some pics for later........

Morning Sharkie

I get to go to another party were I can pick up some more germs from their kids to top off this cold I've got

Being on a boat sounds much more enjoyable

3,929 posted on 07/10/2005 8:30:41 AM PDT by Mo1 (We will stay in the fight until the fight is won ~~~ President G.W. Bush)
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To: null and void; Sirc_Valence

From my state's board (thanks Sirc!):

MEETING ST. PETER by Baron Scarpia

Someday, a long time from now, President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the pearly gates of heaven. "And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and leader of the free world."

"Oh, Mr. President! What may I do for you?" asked St. Peter. "I'd like to come in," replies Clinton.

"Sure," says the saint. "But first you have to confess your sins. What bad things have you done in your life?"

Clinton bites his lip and answers, "well, I tried Marijuana, but you can't call it dope-smoking because I didn't inhale. There were inappropriate extramarital relations but you can't call it adultry because we didn't have full 'sexual relations,' and I made some statements that were misleading but legally accurate. You can't call it bearing false witness because as far as I know it didn't mean the legal standard of perjury."

With that St. Peter consults the "Book of Life" briefly, and declares, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you somewhere hot, but we won't call it "Hell". You'll be there indefinitely, but we won't call it 'Eternity'. And when you enter you don't have to 'abandon all hopes,' just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."


3,930 posted on 07/10/2005 8:30:43 AM PDT by null and void (You'll learn more on FR by accident, than other places by design)
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To: null and void
Here's another one...

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise theri hands if they were liberal Democrats.

Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshly fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to respond differently.

"..I'm not a liberal Democrat."

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a conservative Republican.

"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

"A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'de be a liberal Democrat."


3,931 posted on 07/10/2005 8:47:39 AM PDT by Sirc_Valence (By "paint the nation blue" they mean "depress everyone.")
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To: Sirc_Valence; null and void

Good ones!


3,932 posted on 07/10/2005 9:19:02 AM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Mo1

Did FR tank this morning whilst we were at the lake?


3,933 posted on 07/10/2005 8:09:07 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: ValerieUSA

Dang......it's nightime here now.


3,934 posted on 07/10/2005 8:09:58 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Darksheare

Planet of wimmin sounds like a distant hope for someone wraithlike.......


3,935 posted on 07/10/2005 8:24:15 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Mo1
Being on a boat sounds much more enjoyable

It is....

You've been on the short list of invites for the longest time now........5 star resort....just drive west.

3,936 posted on 07/10/2005 8:27:54 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Conservababe; Lakeshark
I'd of talk with you, but I'd already gone to bed....

FR went down sometime today..Don't know just when..Been down whenever I tried until just a bit ago...

About time for me to head out for the bed and etc...Goodnight all....

....Westy....

3,937 posted on 07/10/2005 8:27:55 PM PDT by westmex (Ruby Ridge, Waco, Redford....Now Schiavo...Our protective Gov at work)
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To: Lakeshark

It is, sorta.

Sis just cracked a joke about signing up on another forum with the handle of "Freedom minion" you can guess which forum that is.


3,938 posted on 07/10/2005 8:30:36 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: westmex

Gnight Westy....guess I just got on in the.......ta da....nick of time.......Wonder what happened....


3,939 posted on 07/10/2005 8:34:44 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Darksheare
*Rolling eyes*

That forum of hope and postive affirmation? Just what she needs.......

3,940 posted on 07/10/2005 8:36:37 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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