Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22

Today | Me

[lodwick]

THEY WALK AMONG US.....


IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.

---

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!

---

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Brimingham, Ala.

---

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellect- ually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

---

IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was abunch at Texas Instruments.

---

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. (A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.)

---

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

*** they walk among us ... AND REPRODUCE!!!

[grannie9]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Boy, it must take awhile to heat that baby up. ;)

....but I'm sure you have the right tools for that..;)

Oh wait...wrong subject........blush...;)

[Lakeshark]

I like the deer crossing.......

:-)

[Lakeshark]

Bad gran! :-)

Gets warm in late June, kinda like the Atlantic near you. It looks and feels a lot like the ocean, it's just huge and has all those ocean sights, sounds and moods........skip the salt.....

[westmex]

Hi Westy. How are you?

Not doing to well..Just trying to hang on.....

.....Westy.....

[Conservababe]

If you feel like it, tell us about it. You know we love you, Westy.

[Cuttnhorse]

Good horsey picture Sweets...I must have a hunerd photos shot between a cowhorse's ears.

[westmex]

Just getting old and falling apart...No big deal..Can't hardly do anything...

Coming up on my supper time..BBL after trying to scrape something together....

.....Westy.....

[lodwick]

"minimal lettuce" here.

Our country is so very dumbed-down that it's incredible.

(but it's all part of the plan for us)

[lodwick]

Thoughts and prayers up your way, Westy.

[sweetliberty]

"I'll need a much larger grill"

You wouldn't want to eat a vegan anyway...too grainy.

[sweetliberty]

Batshark?

Sorry...but that's what he reminds me of. Kinda looks like he's wearing a mask.

[Lakeshark]

Naaaah.

I'm really a vegetarian kind of shark........

[Lakeshark]

(but it's all part of the plan for us)

Gotta take that tin-foil hat off friend......life is too short to believe that stuff.......

:-)

[lodwick]

Apologies up for posting political/globalist/nwo thoughts there.

Cheers, all.

Rest well, everyone.

Locked and loaded.

[Conservababe]

This thread is an open one, from what I understand. Post what you wish. Lord knows we get enough sexual innuendo from some posters. LOL

[Darksheare]

Umm... gran?
You been hangin' out in my dreams lately?

[Darksheare]

Now THAT is a weird diner.

[sweetliberty]

Here's my latest yard wildlife:

.

.

Tiny little thing. He lets me get very close. I guess he likes the graham crackers. He doesn't like the looks of Nermal though.

I did a very good job of weaseling out of delegating a trip to Marshall after work this evening. I did NOT feel like driving for 3 hours and then coming home to write narratives. I'm on call through Sunday. I'm praying for a quiet week.

[Darksheare]

Missing the boxers and the iced tea.
Otherwise, perfect.