Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1
Hey, I think we should sponsor an ad demanding the whole world buy an SUV and run it 24/7.
Or two or three at once......
Actually, I'm guessing that's Mrs. Sharkey.
*fingers crossed*
Spoilsport.......
:-)
No fair....you knew.....
Nonsense. All this cold weather is being caused by global warming, ya know. 
*chuckle*
Well, hoping she's 'cool'.
(And perhaps we can get a new denizen of the Dimensional Doors thread as well!)
Yesssss!!!!!!
Line from Jurassic Park.
Be good. Gnight.
What is 'be good'?
What is this 'good' I hear tell of?
I'm on my way out for the evening myself.
While in dark repose I lie
Shadows heavy behind lidded eye
In faintly darkened sleep
Safe from harm thy hope to keep..
Heh heh heh..
Yup. It's what you say right before she kills and eats you...
Imagine a PMS shark......
...or Mrs.L.
Who knew?
Good luck, sharks.
Suspicious package was fake foot-long plastic p**is
By SARAH LUNDY
SLUNDY@NEWS-PRESS.COM
The “suspicious package” that caused Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway to be shut for more than an hour Monday was not an explosive pipe bomb — but rather wrapped-up plastic foot-long penis.
“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.
“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”
The device was first described by the sheriff’s office as a prosthetic penis. Later, it cops described it as a paper sculpture made to look like a penis.
"(The rumor that it was actually a vibrator) just took a life of it's own," said Cpl. Larry King.
Ferrante later spoke with a member of the bomb squad who described it in more detail.
“Somebody molded it to look like a penis,” Ferrante said. “It was not detected until the suspicious package was removed.”
A motorist called the Lee County Sheriff’s Office Monday shortly after 3 p.m. about a suspicious package on the side of the road under the northbound Interstate 75 overpass.
The cylinder was more than a foot long in a plastic bag and wrapped with duct tape. It looked like pipe bomb and was in a position that could cause structural damage.
Deputies arrived and alerted the bomb squad, which used a robot to disable the cylinder. The north- and southbound lanes of Intestate 75 were closed for about an hour between Alico Road and Colonial Boulevard. Traffic was blocked on Daniels Parkway at the overpass for an hour while the device was removed.
The closures left the heart of Lee County's road system without any vehicles as rush hour approached. After the drama ensued there were back-ups for about 15 minutes, but then traffic cleared to its normal levels.
I-75 is the main north-south artery in the region and Daniels is one of the major east-west corridor in south Fort Myers, connecting Gateway, Lehigh Acres and Southwest Florida International Airport with the region's retail power centers and tens of thousands of homes along the way.
Green Lake Park..Seattle,WA.
Managed to get out on Red today..Went down to the river...
For now though, Goodnight all..Have a great one..
.....Westy.....
A young contortionist practises at the Mongolian National Circus in Ulan Bator May 24, 2005. The Mongolian National Circus, which was established in 1940, presents several performances like acrobatics, gymnastics, juggling, tightrope walking, animal acts, clowns, magic tricks, and is best known for its contortionists. It has continuously trained contortionists, also known as 'rubber girls' or 'Girls without Bones'. Photo taken May 24, 2005. REUTERS/Claro Cortes IV Tue May 24, 7:12 PM ET
Village in south China's Shenzhen on Sunday May 22, 2005. The demolition, dubbed 'China's No. 1 blast' by Hong Kong media, reportedly covered an area of 51,000 square meters (57,000 square feet) the largest ever in China (AP Photo/Xinhua, Zhang Shubin)
This undated photo shows a colourful scene on the Great Barrier Reef off Australia's northeastern coast. Marine biologists this week launched an appeal for more funds to monitor and protect the world's imperiled coral reefs.(AFP/File/Str)
Graphic shows how extortion virus infects computers. (AP Graphic)
Baby tigron : A four-day-old tigron cub, Samil, rests on the arm of its keeper at the Italian Circus in Vigo, northwestern Spain. Samil is a cross between a female tiger and a lion. (AFP/Miguel Riopa)
A monkey eats a watermelon at a zoo in Haikou, located on south China's island province of Hainan May 23, 2005. Zoos in Hainan have to provide iced fruits to the animals to cope with the scorching weather as temperatures have risen to 38 degrees Celcius (100.4 degrees Fahrenheit). CHINA OUT REUTERS/China Newsphoto )
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