Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1
Oddly, no freeper has chosen the handle e-mail:
These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6 "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
15. "He's been working with glue too much."
16. "He would argue with a signpost."
17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
29. "One neuron short of a synapse."
30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
LOL!
I admit, the image does suit the Boss.
Associated Press
May. 23, 2005 06:30 AM
TUCSON - Five suspected undocumented immigrants who died from heat exposure were found over the weekend, their bodies scattered from Yuma County to east of Tucson.
Illegal border crossers are facing near-record temperatures through Tuesday. Sunday topped out at 109 degrees in Tucson, said National Weather Service meteorologist Jim Meyer.
Those scorching temperatures have U.S. Border Patrol officials worried.
"With this heat coming in, it doesn't look good, but we'll do the best we can," said Joe Brigman, spokesman for the U.S. Border Patrol's Yuma sector, where 14 deaths have been recorded since the beginning of the federal fiscal year Oct. 1.
Agents discovered the bodies of two young women crossing the border along the Barry Goldwater Range.
In separate incidents on Saturday, Border Patrol agents were alerted to the deaths by the women's husbands, who came searching for assistance.
The Yuma County Sheriff's Office identified the women as 18-year-old Viridiana Herrera-Aguilar of Tlachichuca, Puebla, Mexico, and 24-year-old Marcela Cruz-Gonzalez, whose home town was was not disclosed.
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Sad stuff.
Yowch.
:-)
LOL - good evening up there.
Welcome back. I thought you'd be home by now.
LOL!
At least three hours this time around.
Impressive.
Please notice the "Dark" in the URL there. NY cheers up there.
The bad poster dungeon for you!
We're doomed.
EEP!
I didn't crash FR, but I did kill the thread.
Yes, we are doomed.
This thread has had many a resurrection, so no worries.......
True.
It has resurfaced many times, shuffling and drooling while mumbling 'brains!'
LOL!
"Dark" huh?
Hmm.
An unusual descriptiveness in that last post.
:-)
Yeah.
And we always drag new people in too!
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