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To: Lady Jag; 4catsinmaryland; Tabi Katz; Slings and Arrows; ValerieUSA; Allegra; JulieRNR21; ...
Angry Cat Haikus

If you try to put
That tape on my fur I will
Scratch both your eyes out!

That it! It's over!
I'm going to use your shoes
For my litter box!

Make me walk all weird
And wobbly. Where are your plump
Wallet and purses?!!!

What are Credit Cards?
Oh, those things I left out for
The dog to bury?

Bad Bad Masking Tape!!!
So sticky and so nasty!
Tastes terrible too!

Jack Deth~ 04/30/05

28 posted on 04/30/2005 12:45:49 PM PDT by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: Jack Deth
Angry Cat Haikus

LOL!

That cat carrier?
You must be out of your mind.
I'm NOT getting in!

33 posted on 05/01/2005 11:28:08 AM PDT by Allegra
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