ANDRE LENOGE: "Where is Congress? Where are the Senators? Where are the Congresspeople?
Nobody knows. There has only been only one case like this in all of American history.
That was Roanoke Island, North Carolina in 1587 when everyone disappeared. Every man, woman and child.
Today the Congress is empty of sentient people but there was word carved on the side of the Senate, "Croaton".
Hope is dimming for the missing residents of the US Congress.
But I know one thing. They will all be replaced in the next election."
Senators (in Unison): We are sorry Judge Greer. We are sorry Judge Greer. We will give you what you want.
We will give you what you want. We are sorry Judge Greer. We will give you what you want.
Judgenfuhrer Greer: "March 29. I have proven the US Congress and its toliet paper subpoenas
are NOTHING but pussies and a bucket of warm spit.
Payback for 2000 as I micturate on 18 USC Section 1505 and Title 2 of the US code."