[Army Air Corps]

I ahd a boss who used to say: "That (insert person or idea here) is crazier than a hatfull of a$$holes."

[redwhit]

I had a guy who worked for me who once said, after asking him if he could do a particularly onerous task, said: Yeah, I can do that,Red, but I'd rather screw a wildcat in a phone booth with a hand-full of burrs.