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To: OESY; PreviouslyA-Lurker; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl; ST.LOUIE1; ...

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business and Becoming more successful".

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

45 posted on 03/21/2005 12:45:01 PM PST by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)

LOL!!!!! Gotta send that out in e-mail!

46 posted on 03/21/2005 12:46:24 PM PST by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)

47 posted on 03/21/2005 12:54:15 PM PST by Darksheare ("Gaz, Ya gotta help me! Zim wants to destroy the Earth!" -Dib "But he's so BAD at it." -Gaz)

Here are 3 of my favorite jokes:

Two boll weevils grew up in the cotton fields. One went to New York and became a famous business tycoon. The other stayed behind and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils.

A woman had twins and gave them up for adoption. One of them ended up with a family in Egypt and was named "Amal". The other went to a family in Spain and they named him "Juan". Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

The friars from the Abbey were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. As everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the other florist in town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to back off. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to back off. They ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so: thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

63 posted on 03/21/2005 3:59:51 PM PST by 4mycountry ("No, Samus, prioritize! Getting off of an exploding ship is more important than fighting a dragon!")

>>One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.

ROTFLMPO ... I'm going to send that on to a few friends!

109 posted on 03/22/2005 5:41:32 AM PST by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))

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