Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
Cartman: Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.
I'm a dolphin, but I'm a lawyer too.
So, your a lawfin?
Cartman: Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
The Old Cracker / Dead Battery Society a.k.a the Jerry Falwell right
Yeah and what ever happened to Anita Bryant, The Floriduh O.J. Queen????
8^)
Mr. Garrison: Let's start the day with a few new math problems -- what is five times two? Yes. Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve.
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try and get an answer from somebody who is not a complete retard.
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
Cartman: I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents. (licking on Scott's face) Oh, your tear's are so sweet. Oh, yes. Let me taste them. Such sweet pain.
Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Randy Marsh: You see, Token, when a man and a woman really love each other, the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called 'making love,' and its normal.
Token: And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them, is that love making? Five midgets beating a man covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that love making?
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
Doctor: Vaginitis occurs when a person stops eating meat.. Those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas. If we hadn't stopped it in time, Stan would have eventually become one great big giant pussy.
People's Army Leader: You white Americans make me sick! You waste food, oil and everything else because you're so rich, and then you tell the rest of the world to save the rainforest because you like its pretty flowers.
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
Hey! Pass the popcorn, dude!
Butters: I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
Kyle: Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
Chef: Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him.
Stan: Marry him?
Chef: It definitely worked for every woman I've ever met.
That was idiotic enough to qualify as a DU posting.
Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddaam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I goiong to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
TIMAH!
Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good for people more than they do.
LMAO!!
Stan: One day you're gonna have to stop running and deal with what happened. Otherwise, you might as well just move to France with all the other pussies.
Kyle: Dude! This is pretty f****d up right here!
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