[SuziQ]

I got rear-ended today (again), in the company truck (again), and I'm OK (still). But I'm whupped.

Again!? What, you got a sign on the back that says "Hit Me"?
Seriesly, glad you're not hurt.

[ExGeeEye]

...you got a sign on the back that says "Hit Me"?

Apparently, I take stoplights more seriously than some, and decline to bulldoze through stopped traffic fast enough for others.

Turning the truck's tailgate into One Big Giant Brake Light does not appear to be a viable option.