I know, I was just teasing.
Just don't say, "Honey, I'm too cheap to pay for a free cruise".
Heh...every so often we'll take advantage of these offers. Usually it's just the local ones. "Come visit our timeshares and we'll give you this..."
The sales people really get annoyed with us when we don't buy right there on the spot.
But even if we're in the market for something (and we'll never buy a timeshare), we have a couple of rules, at least on the big stuff.
No impulse buying. No buying if the offer is "only good for today."