Oh I know. Didn't mean to imply that no one else knew music.
In other news, there's a contemporary Christian band that wants to play this summer at the pool (for free). They're looking for a lead male singer.
I briefly thought about talking to them until I came to my senses and thought "Why on earth would I consider adding something else to my schedule"....
You're too old to run off with a rock band?
Now ask me if I can, or ever could, actually play the piano...
I am going to resist any smart-alecky comment about the band thing.