That's not serious, that's darn funny! You are so much better off now. Married to a reasonable man (I assume) and able to hang out of FR. Your life is good.
Oh, this one is definitely a keeper.
He's a Freeper, too, but he's not an addict. I see FR threads in my dreams.
Does your wife ever look at the threads that you post? I'd love to know what she thinks about your choices in topics. :-)