AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID IT BIT ME?!!?!?
Why did it bit me?
Because the tense of the verb did not match the subject. A very rare grammatical snake. Unfortunately it is not lethal. So put the tequilla down (I mean cap it and put it back in the cabinet). I am allergic to tequilla myself. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.