[Servant of the 9]

Now there is a reason for mandatory sex education.

SO9

[Chad Fairbanks]

A 16-year old boy who doesn't know when two people are making the beast with two backs? Yeah, I buy that. Uh-huh.

[Servant of the 9]

And deadbolts on bedroom doors

SO9

[silent_jonny]

I can understand the 11 year old being confused, but the 16 year old???

[Shisan]

Vitnessing der primal scene is der source of all trauma.

[mass55th]

Oedipus complex?

[CzarNicky]

This kid needs to watch more TV.

[anniegetyourgun]

This is why I wear a silencer during sex.

[Michael.SF.]

A 16-year-old boy ... apparently witnessed a sexual act between his parents and thought the father was abusing the mother.

[MARTIAL MONK]

She was probably snoring.

[Bella_Bru]

A 16 year old who doesn't know the difference between his mother getting beaten and the matress mambo? Ooooookay.

[durasell]

What? No jokes about "coming and going" or "going out with a bang." You people disgust me.

[CaliGirl-R]

I'm glad my dog can't shoot a gun. LOL

[eddie willers]

A POEM TO ME MUDDER

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in my widdle bed
And spanked me till my ass was red
Me Mudder.

Who took me from my cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee if I could not
Me Mudder

And when the morning light would come
And in my crib I’d dribble some
Who wiped my tiny widdle bum
Me Mudder.

And who me hair would neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeeze me till I fart
Me Mudder

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly had a king sized fit
When in me Sunday pants I shit
Me Mudder

And when at night the bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep
Me Fodder

[albee]

""During the course of love making, the wife was evidently being somewhat loud … loud enough to where it woke the children up," Harris County Sheriff's Department Sgt. Mike Smith told Local...."

Hey, I know a few gals who would looooooove to meet the father. What a stud!

[Senator Pardek]

I sympathise with this kid - there's NO WAY my parents ever did that.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

It may have been dark and all the kids could see was their father on top of their mother. He had abused her in the past and they thought it was happening again.

At the risk of getting way too personal, I have been in a similar situation. Of course I didn't shoot my step-father, but one night when my mother and he were being intimate and got loud, my sisters and I thought that he was beating her again. My sister went into their bedroom with a skateboard raised over her head and I was behind her. We figured out what was going on rather quickly and left the room. But our past experiences had led us to the point where we were ready to do whatever was necessary to protect our mother. We were 12 and 11 at the time. If it had been dark in the room, we may very well have jumped on my step-father simply because we didn't want to hear our mother cry again.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Sheriff's deputies charged the boy with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a first-degree felony.

In light of the details regarding the father's previous convictions, this is the most outrageous thing I have read all day. If all facts are on the table and no other details emerge, the child should not be charged. Period.

[Mr. K]

ok seriesly... should these 'adults' have more sense than to make that amount of noise in front of the children?

How many people here remember their parents grunting and squealing like a porno movie?

what happened to common decency- towards your CHILDREN too...

[BykrBayb]

One of these days, I'm gonna hafta have a long talk with that boy.