I've a sneaking suspicion that Fierce Allegience has something to do with this thread. If so, he/she must immediately be excommunicated.
I rate post #9 a 10!
He Said/She Said
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear
pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!