To: anniegetyourgun
He Said/She Said
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear
pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
96 posted on
02/11/2005 11:29:11 AM PST by
peacebaby
("...please refrain from impugning my integrity." Dr. Condoleezza Rice, 1/18/05)
To: peacebaby
So, where is the rest of your harley joke?
99 posted on
02/11/2005 11:31:03 AM PST by
Fierce Allegiance
(Have you seen "Distraction" on Comedy Central? It's dumb, but funny. 7:30 p.m. eastern)
To: peacebaby
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you? Which begs the question, why is bra singular but panties plural?
Shalom.
112 posted on
02/11/2005 11:36:36 AM PST by
ArGee
(Having homosexual sex makes as much sense as drinking beer through your a$$.)
To: peacebaby
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