Heh...though in reality, except for a very few things, I WANT people to cart everything away.
MUST we relive the wardrobe malfunction?
You know, one way to do it, after you've sold everything you want to sell, is just open up the place for a 'cart it away for free' day. Just make sure you've moved everything out that you want to keep, put a sign up that says "Moving, take what you want", then when it's done, load up for one last trip to the dump. Then all you'll have to do is clean and lock the doors!