The Hobbit Hole XIX - Tomorrow we may come this way...

The Freeper Hobbit Hole ^

[300winmag]

Stuff I stole from elsewhere. My residual Latin says the translations are pretty accurate.

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Following is making the rounds.

Abundant dulcibus vitiis
Nobody's perfect



Actio personalis monitur cum persona
Dead men don't sue



Actus non facit reum nisi mens est rea
I never intended to kill anybody



Appareo Decet Nihil Munditia ?
Is It Not Nifty?



Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum
Take the nose and tongue rings out before the job interview



Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar



Cogito, ergo doleo
I think, therefore I am depressed



Conlige suspectos semper habitos
Round-up the usual suspects



Domino vobiscum
The pizza guy's here



Ego te dimitto
You're fired



Es debilem vinculum, vale !
You're the weakest link, goodbye!



Fac ut nemo me vocet
Hold my calls



Illegitimi non carborundum
Don't let the bastards wear you down



Isto pensitaris ?
You get paid for this crap?



Ita erat quando hic adveni
It was that way when I got here



Laborare non amo
I do not like work



Magnus frater spectat te
Big Brother is watching you



Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum
Don't you dare erase my hard disk



Nemo me impune lacessit
No one provokes me with impunity



Nescio quid dicas
I don't know what you're talking about



Noli habere bovis, vir
Don't have a cow, man



Noli nothis permittere te terere
Don’t let the bastards get you down



Non est mea culpa
It's not my fault



Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus
It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer



Oderint dum metuant
Let them hate provided that they fear



Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed



Recedite, plebes ! Gero rem imperialem
Stand aside, little people! I'm here on official business



Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
I think some people in togas are plotting against me



Sic biscuitus disintegratum
That's the way the cookie crumbles



Valui ad satanam in computatrum meum invocandum
I succeeded in summoning Satan into my computer

[Corin Stormhands]

Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus

On that note, I'm outta here.

Got our church missions auction tonite. See y'all later.

[RosieCotton]

The more I read up on feline diabetes, the more I think there's no WAY Halvah's diabetic. I feel better.

Still will do the test.

That shaved spot looks so sad! Hope it grows back fast.

[JenB]

Good! Keep telling yourself that. There are no worries until they come back with a diagnostic. Those kitties will be around to sneeze on you and annoy you for years to come.

[HairOfTheDog]

That shaved spot looks so sad! Hope it grows back fast.

You think you're hopin' lady...

[RosieCotton]

I think so! ;-)

She's happy...'cause I felt guilty about all she's been through today, so I stopped on the way home and got cat food she likes. She's still been on a hunger strike over the cheaper stuff, and I figured it wouldn't hurt to get something better anyway.

[RosieCotton]

Heh...it isn't nearly that bad. I guess I ca be grateful? It's just a spot on the side of her neck.

[JenB]

Awww... anyway, glad you and she are feeling better. See! No cat tumors, no cat diabetes, no cat leprosy...

I am making really good progress here. Yay me! Got the proposal done, mostly done with the exam. Hopefully I can start working on the JavaBeans tonight.

[RosieCotton]

I have a coupla hours to do a little more organizing, and then there's the jam. And it's likely tonight the word will spread that I'm heading out soon. It almost did last week, but I didn't quite get around to mentioning it to anyone.

Lot of people asked me about it at work. And everyone was very encouraging. That's part of why I'm feeling better. Guess God knew I needed more positives in my life. ;-)

Exactly a month from today, we'll be heading out! I should change my tagline soon...

[2Jedismom]

Go Jen!

I'm loggin' off, will check in over the weekend when I can but the weather is just gorgeous, so it might not be often.

Expect me when you see me!

[RosieCotton]

I mean, asked me at work today. It's just now spreading to the lower ranks. ;-)

[2Jedismom]

Is that jackass liable to be there? The Downer?

[JenB]

You could put in a countdown...

Ignore the negative people, thank the supportive ones, say, "I'll be happy to see you if you get out there someday" and don't let anyone make you justify your choice.

[2Jedismom]

AY-Me-un!

[RosieCotton]

Heh...unfortunately he's always there. But as long as I don't discuss life with him, it'll be fine. ;-) Mostly there isn't a LOT of talking going on there. Pretty safe.

[RosieCotton]

One of my biggest faults is that I always seek approval and am very hurt when people don't approve of me or my choices. It's something I need to outgrow. This may help...this whole move!

And most people, as I've said, have been really nice. Even had someone today say they wished they could clone me and they'd miss me terribly as I was the most approachable person in IT and they'd never been nervous about coming to me with stupid questions. Made me feel really good!

[JenB]

See! So they'll be great references, too.

This is your adventure. Have fun!

[msdrby]

I made a couple for me and PE. Not sure if I should post em. It is too late?

[HairOfTheDog]

No - It's not too late! post 'em... I'm going to put us all together this weekend.

[Sam Cree]

How about "I will not go outside and fill up on grass, which makes me sick, and then come into the house and throw it up?"