[Lazamataz]

Don't be so hard on yourself, Lazamataz... yours was a fine post.

***An Amazingly Poor Person: "This Lazamataz"***

[new cruelty]

Well, we can all relax now. The real reviews are in...

The Villages

The West Middlesex Plebeian dishes - "Say Magnifeek. If you plan on visiting one retirement community this year, plan on visiting the Villages."

The West Nyack Evening Impaler pontificates - "Cheese and Pete, Gloria, it's bad enough I gotta work two 8 hour shifts, now I gotta put up with your crap about some dump in Florida? Lookit, God hates you and wants you to die at the Villages. So go already."

Mt. Olaf Community Library Annex Supplement declares - " Ishkabibble. The air conditioner in the Information Center sent chills up and down my spine!"