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***An Amazingly Poor Commercial: "The Villages"***
Stardate: 0501.26

Posted on 01/26/2005 5:42:34 AM PST by The Wizard

So, I just want to share how NOT to do something with you all

In Central Florida a group is advertising a place called "The Villages" as a great place to live.....BUT

They don't tell you where it is, and when you call the number, even THEY don't know where it is.....

Now imagine all the money these fools paid to the ad agency to develop the ad and campaign, the money they paid to the stations to run the ad, and the phone company to answer the calls, and yet nowhere is the location of the "Villages" known.....

I don't know about anyone else, but when I find information hard to get there usually is a reason......the town the "Villages" is located near must be a dump......


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To: The Wizard
I don't know about anyone else, but when I find information hard to get there usually is a reason.
New this new feature called .... Internet search.
The Villages
21 posted on 01/26/2005 5:50:18 AM PST by oh8eleven
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To: lizma
Nah, Bill and Hill are from a completely different village...


22 posted on 01/26/2005 5:50:30 AM PST by EllaMinnow (Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: jennyjenny

Actually, it's across the street from me, but that's not the point......it's an ad that's missing an important piece of information.........


23 posted on 01/26/2005 5:50:41 AM PST by The Wizard (DemonRATS: enemies of America)
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To: The Wizard

You mean there's more than one Village now??!

The original was very pleasant: self-opening doors, best modern design inside, charming eclectic architecture outside, a lovely green, free health care, cute little local taxis, though everything was within walking distance. . .

Of course, you were stuck with a number instead of a name, but you could settle down into a nice retirement---provided you told them what they wanted to know and didn't try to escape.

Of course they won't say where the Villages are. . .too much of a security risk. :-)















Lest we get the bunny with a pancake on its head: I'm refering to the surreal spy drama/psychological thriller in 13 episodes, The Prisoner,
which starred and was produced by Patrick McGoohan and is sometimes held up as 'television's first masterpiece'.


24 posted on 01/26/2005 5:51:16 AM PST by The_Reader_David
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To: GraceCoolidge

yes......


25 posted on 01/26/2005 5:51:22 AM PST by The Wizard (DemonRATS: enemies of America)
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To: The Wizard

It is Florida. Callers would not remember the information. :0


26 posted on 01/26/2005 5:52:30 AM PST by verity (The Liberal Media is America's Enemy)
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To: The Wizard

Try waving a Bingo Card around in the general vacinity. That should solve your problem.


27 posted on 01/26/2005 5:52:37 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: The Wizard

"I don't know about anyone else, but when I find information hard to get there usually is a reason......the town the "Villages" is located near must be a dump"

I agree that to omit the location in the commercial is strange and annoying. But The Villages is not a dump. Located in central FL south of Ocala, The Villages is one of the premier retirement communities in the country. It is huge and continues to grow.


28 posted on 01/26/2005 5:53:02 AM PST by Laur
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To: The Wizard

So, are you saying you live in a dump?


29 posted on 01/26/2005 5:53:04 AM PST by jennyjenny
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To: The Wizard

"There are a hundred ways to build a village, and every one is correct."

But there is only one way to advertise a village?


30 posted on 01/26/2005 5:54:07 AM PST by RetroWarrior ('I will guard my post from flank to flank and take no 'crap' from any rank')
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To: The Wizard

Imagine how interesting this thread would be if you had actually interviewed someone, or (gasp) taken the trouble to find out where The Villages actually is.


31 posted on 01/26/2005 5:54:24 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Puppage
I kinda like the lack of location in the Villages ad, drums up interest...even from FR! If you don't know where, you must not need to know and are not welcome. IMO it has that ol' USSR Dacha feel to it.
It is in a pretty nice area, removed from the unwashed masses and is certainly a desirable place for some active retirees.
Not too expensive, a lot more to do their than at a typical retirement complex.
32 posted on 01/26/2005 5:54:53 AM PST by iopscusa (El Vaquero)
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To: The Wizard

call Hillary


33 posted on 01/26/2005 5:56:17 AM PST by woofie (Proudly posting inane comments since 1998)
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To: GraceCoolidge

The family that developed the Villages is GOP all the way. Bush made appearances there in both campaigns. Lots of money and votes.


34 posted on 01/26/2005 5:57:04 AM PST by Laur
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To: 1rudeboy
the point is the location was left out......a very poor mistake and I would question the chocie to do so.....

Personally, I could care less where they are......that's not the issue.

35 posted on 01/26/2005 5:58:40 AM PST by The Wizard (DemonRATS: enemies of America)
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To: The Wizard
I think you mean that you could care more.
36 posted on 01/26/2005 5:59:33 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: dead
Ah, you got that connection, too. . .

I wonder if they use this logo in their ads:


37 posted on 01/26/2005 6:00:02 AM PST by The_Reader_David
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To: Laur

There's no question about the Villages themselves....most of Central Florida is beautiful, clean stores, Americans behind the cash registers, etc.....


38 posted on 01/26/2005 6:01:52 AM PST by The Wizard (DemonRATS: enemies of America)
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To: The Wizard
The commercial is so bad everyone is talking about it.
39 posted on 01/26/2005 6:02:51 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: The Wizard
The Villages: If you have to ask where we are, you're not our kind of people

40 posted on 01/26/2005 6:04:10 AM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (Have you visited http://blog.c-pol.com?)
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