[melbell]

"You may be suffering from post-tramatic tush syndrome."

True enough! Some day I may be back in my right mind! What's the statute of limitations on tush-whacking? I may still have a case!

[Redcloak]

What's the statute of limitations on tush-whacking?

That depends. In some states, the clock starts ticking once the assaulted tush stops jiggling. In Hillary(!)'s case, that could drag the legal process out for decades.