"How is the poor woman doing? Has she recovered? Has she stopped giggling yet? Have her buttocks stopped jiggling yet?"
I hear she IS recovering, but she will need YEARS of emotional trauma counseling.
When I was in High School a guy smacked me on the butt so hard that I couldn't walk straight for about 5 minutes. He actually got a running start across the gymnasium and several witnesses informed me later that there was an actual "winding up" that ocurred. My reaction? I found it funny. Turns out I should have been suing him, his parents, and the entire school district, and perhaps the whole state of Georgia. Man...I could have cashed in.
"When I was in High School a guy smacked me on the butt..... My reaction? I found it funny."
Same here! As far as getting slapped on the rear, we just dealt with it ourselves in whatever way we felt was appropriate at the time. Most of times we chose to laugh at it. Sometimes we even struck back. Heck we even enjoyed the occasional whistles of approval we'd receive.