Posted on 01/19/2005 9:51:40 AM PST by Mo1
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying... that phrase...in no time."
"Thank you Father ," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot, and exclaimed, "Put the f**king beads away Francis, our prayers have been answered
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
git 'im!!! : )
FOFLOL!!!
ahem.....deeply
Deeply - AHA! HAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are you having back pain? I just saw you mentioned something about your back but not sure if that was it. The reason I ask is that I bought an exercise ball and have been using it at the end of the day with great results... after suffering some horrible flare-ups in December.
Workers deploy a precautionary boom around a listing barge Wednesday carrying wood chips near Seattle's Shilshole Bay in Puget Sound.
.....Westy.....
Wow! Was the barge sinking????
.....Westy.....
Yes...back pain (thanks for laughing at my korny joke : )...whenever I get very stressed, my upper back/neck hurt. That's where I carry it. Weird.
What do you do with a ball to help your back? Is it like the size of a tennis ball? and you just squeeze it?
oh, wow!
I've been on a collecting mission, of sorts, out on the web....so, I've been a bit distracted.. : )
Collecting more ammunition for Sharkey?
no...not tonight...no gifs...I'm on vey series business tonight. : )
Several People Investigated In Girl's Death
POSTED: 4:42 pm PST January 26, 2005
EVERETT, Wash. -- Detectives in Snohomish County are looking at several people in connection with the slaying of a 4-year-old girl, KIRO 7 Eyewitness News reported.
The Snohomish County Medical Examiner says Sirita Sotelo died of "homicidal violence." She died last Friday night.
Officers removed five other children from the home on 101st Avenue Northeast, where the girl lived for more than a year.
Sheriff's officials said the girl's mother is jail on drug charges, KIRO 7 Eyewitness News reported.
A woman called 911 on Friday night to report that a child was unconscious and not breathing, said Deputy Rich Niebusch, a sheriff's spokesman. The girl died before deputies arrived.
Niebusch wouldn't discuss why the death was being investigated as a homicide. He said deputies took the other children and placed them with Child Protective Services "for safety reasons."
Those children, two boys and three girls ranging in age from 11 months to 8 years, were not injured. He didn't know their relationship to the 4-year-old.
"I had my suspicions that it wasn't the most desirable home environment, but what parents are perfect," said Stephanie Carr, a neighbor. "At what point do you stick your nose in it?"
The death was omitted from sheriff's reports requested by The Herald newspaper over the weekend and on Monday and Tuesday. Niebusch said he was told not to mention the girl's death to reporters unless asked about it.
Sheriff Rick Bart is out of town at a conference.
.......Westy.......
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're little men in fur coats.
Actually, I thought you were talking about men, from the first syllable! : )
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