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To: Jen

LOL

Everyone scores!

Thanks for the link, Jen.

Are you ready for next week?


251 posted on 01/15/2005 9:47:53 AM PST by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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To: JustAmy; NicknamedBob

Nope. Haven't even started packing, but I know what I'm wearing to the Ball and that's the biggest decision.

DH and I are going to the Wednesday night dinner. Are you????


253 posted on 01/15/2005 9:57:48 AM PST by Jen (Go Colts! All the way!)
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To: JustAmy; All
Really bad penguin jokes.

Q: Where do penguins go to dance?
A: At the snow ball.

Q: Why did the penguin cross the road ?
A: To go with the floe .

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice burg-ers.

Q: How do penguins drink?
A: Out of beak-ers.

Q: What's a penguin's favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce.

Q: Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt?
A: Aunt-arctica .

Q: Who's the head of the penguin navy?
A: Admiral Byrd.

Q: How does a penguin make pancakes?
A: With its flippers.

Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator ?
A: I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie .

Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
A: Because they're always in the pole position.

Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner?
A: "Fr' eeze a Jolly Good Fellow".

254 posted on 01/15/2005 10:04:08 AM PST by Jen (Go Colts! All the way!)
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