Shock as Paris Hilton Porn DVD Found in 13 Year Olds Gift

The Scotsman ^ | 1/6/04 | Chris Mooney

[gopwinsin04]

Supermarket giant Asda came under fire today after a 13 year old girl accidentally recieved an X-rated film in her new DVD player.

The youngster was subjected to shocking pornographic images after she unwrapped the new machine on her birthday.

When plugged in, the DVD automatically played back a notorious pornographic movie involving multimillionairess Paris Hilton.

Heather Green, a sales assistant from Ferry Road, bought the DVD player on Monday as a gift to her friends younger sister.

The machine was just one of four left as Asda and the seal on the box had been broken.

[gopwinsin04]

That DVD is probably worth more than the player itself.

[Bluegrass Conservative]

So is it wrong to be jealous of a thirteen year old girl? LOL

[Huck]

multimillionairess Paris Hilton.

Shouldn't that be multimillion heiress?

[Shanda]

Paris is pretty but she has a terrible figure.

[ScottFromSpokane]

In this case, yes.

[peyton randolph]

Shouldn't that be multimillion heiress?

I prefer 'wealthy talentless ho.'

[andyandval]

[Billthedrill]

Possibly a return? If so, somebody's out a porn DVD...

[gopwinsin04]

Or the supermarket staff was having fun off hours..

[pipecorp]

Skank works well in this case, too.

[Eurotwit]

I prefer Berlin.

[Shanda]

I am slow today, I just figured out what you meant.

[Huck]

I think we might both be objectively correct in our descriptions :-P