What you need is a blouse that is very uncomfortable to touch from the outside. He'll be in the plane bathroom most of the way trying to scratch his skin off.
Maybe just good old fashioned itching powder
You could do that.
You can get it.....but it would be wrong.
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LOL! I always carry Benadryl with me as a matter of fact. I think Lardo will be bringing a suitcase of food with him on the plane. I'm serious; that's how he has told us he travels. He was telling me how lucky he was to sit next to a thin woman last time he was on a plane. I wish the airlines would insist "weight-challenged" (notice my attempt at pc-ness) people buy two or three seats.