Much better lap warmer than a cat. Want a cat? You can have our senile cat, our masochist cat, or our cat-larger-than-a-small-pony cat.
I am becoming more and more convinced that I'm allergic to cats...
My spastic cat considers it her JOB to be a lapwarmer while I'm at the computer. She stays stationed here even when I'm not here, except to eat and...emm...use the facilities.
I dunno... Cats have that soothing 'purr' feature.
Want a cat? You can have our senile cat, our masochist cat, or our cat-larger-than-a-small-pony cat.
No Jen... You can't give away the family cats. I have my own ergonomic kitty, who has all the features you describe in yours, all in one.