Yikes, 666...
Once, Matthew climbed up onto the top of my computer to get some chocolate and broke the entire computer desk! I went running in and found him unwrapping the chocolate, the glass screen of the monitor directly over his head, dangling by the cord.
I shiver even now, thinking about it. He was probably two.
Reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy routine.
"When we were kids we had a 500 lb. TV set sittin' on top of a TV tray. Somebody said to my dad, 'he'll pull that over on his head.'"
"Dad said, 'yeah he might...once.'"