Reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy routine.
"When we were kids we had a 500 lb. TV set sittin' on top of a TV tray. Somebody said to my dad, 'he'll pull that over on his head.'"
"Dad said, 'yeah he might...once.'"
LOL!!! Yep.
Afterward, Steve went out and got this monstrous desk...office desk, you know? Metal. Got is used somewhere. It's out in the shop, unfortunately...it's too big for this house!