The thing about women and their disdain for men who think with their "Johnsons" is this: They usually don't mind this if they're the only woman your Johnson is ever thinking about. In fact, they rather like it.
But regarding your notion of me as "pedantic": You used an after-the-fact example of my pedanticity as a reason to have avoided posting the example that triggered it. And that just doesn't make any sense at all.
This has been quite an entertaining thread.
Hope the guy who needs the 'advise' can get off the 'net and start working on taking care of his wife and his marriage.
Now the next vocabulary word: sarcasm.
It's an appropriate response to presuming to tell me how I can use rhetorical devices.
Stop choking on the gnat, and look at the camel. As I said on an earlier post, why is it such a burden to ask him to put out the garbag, particularly when he isn't refusing to do it? And not turning the heat down?
Please!