[Max Combined]

"When bedtime rolls around I'm usually rolling around too."

Have you tried Gas-X or are you talking about getting "lucky" with your wife?

[aShepard]

Maybe kerouacbal and his missus could become involved in "HALL SEX"

You know, that's where they pass each other in the hall, and she mutters "Fu/!k You"

To which the appropriate response is to Yell "FU/!K YOU!"

Maybe these pleasantries would begin the proper marital dialog for a lasting relationship?