[aShepard]

Maybe kerouacbal and his missus could become involved in "HALL SEX"

You know, that's where they pass each other in the hall, and she mutters "Fu/!k You"

To which the appropriate response is to Yell "FU/!K YOU!"

Maybe these pleasantries would begin the proper marital dialog for a lasting relationship?

[papertyger]

I think they are well on their way to "doggie style."

He sits up and begs; she rolls over and plays dead.