You're right. I should have known better than incorporating a metaphor as a restatement of the point with someone so pedantic he has to explain to me why women prefer the seat up.
I'd venture you are a fine example of what women are talking about with men who think with their Johnson. Apparently, as long as your willie gets wet, everything else is secondary.
The thing about women and their disdain for men who think with their "Johnsons" is this: They usually don't mind this if they're the only woman your Johnson is ever thinking about. In fact, they rather like it.
But regarding your notion of me as "pedantic": You used an after-the-fact example of my pedanticity as a reason to have avoided posting the example that triggered it. And that just doesn't make any sense at all.