[Chunga]

Yes, but you didn't use the toilet seat as a metaphor in your post. You used it as an example, namely, of something you call "female assumptions."

[papertyger]

You're right. I should have known better than incorporating a metaphor as a restatement of the point with someone so pedantic he has to explain to me why women prefer the seat up.

I'd venture you are a fine example of what women are talking about with men who think with their Johnson. Apparently, as long as your willie gets wet, everything else is secondary.