[escapefromboston]

I prefer the String cheese theory.

Anyway I'll have to read this later

[snarks_when_bored]

Mmmmmmm...String cheese.

[bayourod]

A string walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serves strings in here. Get out."
The string walks outside, musses himself up, makes a couple loops around himself and reenters the bar.
The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that string I just threw out?"
The string replies,"No, I'm a frayed knot."