Clinton's secret psychic spies ordered to contact monster

London Sunday Mail ^ | Nov. 29, 2004 | Toby Mcdonald

[diamond6]

I thought Clinton was trying to establish contact with Bigfoot. I'm soooooooooo confused.

[BenLurkin]

" It was led by General Albert Stubblebine, Chief of Intelligence for the US Army, and Major Ed Dames."

Look out Nessie, they're bringing in the varsity ba-by!

[BenLurkin]

"One of the leading lights in the hush-hush mission later claimed to have found a 'faint trace' of the elusive monster using his psychic powers. But in his report to the White House he admitted that the monster he 'saw' was only the ghost of a dinosaur."

They couldn't print it if it wasn't true!

;^)

[Cutterjohnmhb]

Funny, I would have guessed Sigmund Freud/shrug

[AmishDude]

It is about time that somebody talked about this. My fillings have been going on about this for months.

[BenLurkin]

"Stubblebine was relieved of his position after he started to believe he could levitate and pass through walls. He frequently sported black eyes and bruises because of his habit of running at walls full tilt - with no success."

I wish I could write like that.

[BenLurkin]

Ah, but have you seen this guy in a grilled cheese sandwhich?

[AmishDude]

Ah, but have you seen this guy in a grilled cheese sandwhich?

YES! But I didn't realize it was a guy.

[Commander8]

Our tax dollars at work.

[Charles Henrickson]

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that sea monster out. That's a good-looking sea monster."

[Charles Henrickson]

[bassoonmoo]

"Stubblebine was relieved of his position after he started to believe he could levitate and pass through walls.
He frequently sported black eyes and bruises because of his habit of running at walls full tilt - with no success."

Makes me wonder about his pyschic accuracy.....

[Brett66]

Let me guess, he hired an agent that went by the name Monica and she found his slick willie.

[Dallas59]

[investigateworld]

youguysarekillingme ping

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Too Much Information!

My head is reeling. I will have to revise all my theories about Halliburton, Dick Cheney, the Masons, the Illuminati and the Bilderbergs....

These are truly stuning developments.... Thanks so much for posting.

Bookmarking for further study.

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

I actually am doing some research, and I find that Jon Ronson has written a previous book (Them: Adventures with Extremists) which sounds hilarious. I may have to pick it up..... I wonder if he has a chapter about FR?

Review from Amazon.com:

In Them, British humorist Jon Ronson relates his misadventures as he engages an assortment of theorists and activists residing on the fringes of the political, religious, and sociological spectrum. His subjects include Omar Bakri Mohammed, the point man for a holy war against Britain (Ronson paints him as a wily buffoon); a hypocritical but engaging Ku Klux Klan leader; participants in the Ruby Ridge and Waco, Texas, battles; the Irish Protestant firebrand Ian Paisley; and David Ickes, who believes that the semi-human descendants of evil extraterrestrial 12-foot-tall lizards walk among us. Despite these characters' disparities, they are bound by a belief in the Bilderberg Group, the "secret rulers of the world." In a final chapter, Ronson manages, with surprising ease, to penetrate these rulers' very lair. He writes with wry, faux-naive wit and eschews didacticism, instead letting his subjects' words and actions speak for themselves.

[BenLurkin]

Perfect.

[BenLurkin]

"David Ickes, who believes that the semi-human descendants of evil extraterrestrial 12-foot-tall lizards walk among us. "

I believe it . . .